my thoughts on processed cheese (dated 7.18.07)

i was just eating my lance wheat crackers with cheddar cheese and thinking to myself, man, i sure do love cheese. but processed cheese is pretty much the shit. it reminds me of how grape candy tastes nothing like grapes. ok, so fake cheese kinda’ tastes like cheese, but you'd be a fool to not notice how much better it is. every time i go to the grocery store i pass by the spray cheese. i look at it, long for it, and then pass it by for two reasons. one, i don't need to get any fatter and two, i'm ashamed of my love for it. well hear me world, i am not ashamed any longer. i would scream it from the mountains if there were any of those near me. I LOVE PROCESSED CHEESE! next time i'm in the store, i will not pass the spray cheese ashamed, i will pass it proud, knowing i love it and knowing that i still don't want to be fatter than i am.