two problems, sex and my toilet (dated 5.10.07)
i'll start with the toilet. i have a tendency to clog toilets. gross i know. i realize that most guys don't think girls poop, news flash, everybody poops (pick up the book at your local barnes and nobel). this time though, i swear i did not clog it that way. i don't know what the issue is, but every time i try to flush it, the water rises to the top and i frantically run for one of two of my plungers (that's another blog story) and start plunging in fear of it overflowing all over the damn place. thank god i have two bathrooms, but i tell ya, running downstairs in the middle of the night to go pee is not what i want to do. so what the hell do i do? do i call my apartment offices and say "excuse me, i have a toilet situation"? they're totally gonna' think i shat a squirrel and be like grossed out. there's nothing in the toilet, but how freaking embarrassing. any advice is much appreciated.
problem two.....
*this blog had been edited for the fact that my mother may read it some day. sorry mom, there are some things you don't ever need to know about me.*
problem two.....
*this blog had been edited for the fact that my mother may read it some day. sorry mom, there are some things you don't ever need to know about me.*
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