my recent, not-so-secret obsession with stale peeps and semi-flat sprite. (dated 3.26.08)

i love stale peeps and semi-flat sprite. the peeps thing i kind of already knew, but the sprite situation came to me last night after i picked one up and drove to tyler’s softball game. i opened it expecting it to be as dee-lish as the last sprite i drank that sat in the fridge for a day and a half. nope, it wasn’t. it was extremely carbonated and tingled my nose. now, i feel that sprite is one of the more useless pops/sodas/cokes (this makes no sense by the way, it’s a sprite, not a coke). anyhow, there’s no caffeine. i only drink pop/soda/coke because it gives me a little energy, but i just like the way sprite tastes better than other colored beverages (i am aware that that was semi-racist towards colored beverages, i apologize, i swear, i have a lot of colored beverage friends). ok, i lost track, but it comes down to the fact that flat sprite tastes sweeter and better. and i think sprite owes me at least that much. i’m not getting my daily allowance of caffeine from it, so it better taste good. so, from now on i will purchase my sprite, open it and leave it in the fridge overnight. that is all. p.s. un-stale peeps are just unamerican and i have no idea what cantankerous means and i guarantee the emoticon will not clear that situation up for me.